so i woke up on christmas eve morning and started preparing to go out and shovel like a crazy girl. as i was getting all suited up, i looked out my living room window and stopped short.
...sometimes my life has this weird "quirk" stamped all over it...
there were 4 wild turkeys walking through my lawn. strutting their stuff like they owned the world.
weird thing...
while yes, admiring the beauty...umm...my mouth started to want to...eat them.
HAHA!
i guess i'm more carnivore than herbivore...and i don't even know if they taste good.
so next year...i'm hoping santa brings me a gun...maybe a pink one. i'd like try to shoot my own food in my own lawn...and then hire out for the prepping and preparing. hehe!
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